If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. - Tarkastad

Saturday, 19 April 2025

City: Tarkastad, Eastern Cape

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If you were a vegetable you know what you’ll be? A cute-cumber! (Lebowakgomo, Limpopo)

I have a surprise for you tonight.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.- (Underberg, KwaZulu-Natal)

Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should I match with you again?

If you were words on a page, you’d be *fine* print. (Vryheid, KwaZulu-Natal)

Have you recovered from last time? Because I’m ready for round two.

I bet if you were a triangle you’d be an acute one (Worcester, Western Cape)

I can't wait to make more memories with you.

Are you having problems cooking certain dishes in your Microwave? (Kew, Gauteng)

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I want our love to be like Pi: irrational and endless. (Dannhauser, KwaZulu-Natal)

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable!

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